You approach the guard, he's flowing with dark matter

"ḧ̷̢̲̱̲̯̫̦̦̤͙̤̎͐͐̓̑̀̒͘ͅę̵̢͓̟͍̭͈̖̳̲̤̘̾̅̓͛͑̓̌͗̅͋͝w̵̢̨͍̬͉̘͉̟͔̲̙̼̜̬̯̼̦̍͊͂̿͒̓̕w̷̨̟̮͖̼͔͗̏̀͜ǫ̵̢̛̺͇͔̳̦̖̟͇͖̳̜͍̠͈̼̟̪͇̗͙̲͑̋̽̿̆͂͋̏̿͆̀̂͒̒̏̈̆͘̕͜͠͝ͅͅ?̸̫͔͖̥͓̻͚̩͉̠̅̿͋̑̆̓͌̉̐́͜?̴̛̯̘͕̫͉̞̪̜̀̍͒̓͋̐̇͠"

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit wait its ok just
breathe

wait, didnt it just say hewwo, aw f

you decide to give up on the guard, maybe they'll stop being weird later...