you open your mouth, and upon doing that , youre treated to your own tongue flopping out and flailing about

shit. thats gonna make it hard to speak, huh?

the cat laughs at you, "OOHHHHOOO oh boy AAHAHAHHAA ah you stupid f*ck!!" it lunges for your tongue, and swiftly pockets it( but...how?)
ouch
"i'll be keeping this..."

"maybe if you find something better, ill give it back 0)◡(0"

... you know what? so f*cking what if the "cat" has got my tongue now? there's barely anyone here except for weirdos anyway...
theres nothing left to do with this... cat(?) for now
will you proceed into the garden?